braydaaan:

red pls

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

wasp33:

There are two types of squirrels

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

dingoinnuendo:

smilingemoticon:

dingoinnuendo:

I FELT DARING AND I PUT A SALT AND VINEGAR CHIP OVER A CUT I HAD ON MY LIP AND I DONT THINK IVE EVER MADE A WORSE DECISION IN MY LIFE THE PAIN IS INDESCRIBABLE AND THE TEARS REFUSE TO CEASE

i bet you vinregret this decision

did you just

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

then wtf do u call this

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

marceddy:

i took a drink of ginger ale and all the sudden im thrusty

marceddy:

fucking white people